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Anyone who belonged to the BWJokes joke list must RE-SUBSCRIBE. Yahoo (the pricks) deleted the entire group so I'm starting a new one. |
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Since a lot of you have complained about Real Player, I've converted the sound clips over to normal WAV files that should be compatible with most all computers without the need for any other special program.
Click here to get some
Sound
Bytes to customize your computer
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100 Grand... Radio Station gives away a prize. | |
911 - Operators are REALLY laid back | |
911 - Actual call about problems with animals |
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Page-Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed (I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired) |
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Page-Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest (I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed) |
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Page-Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted (My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard) |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Car Dealer |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Cracker Barrel |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Cracker Barrel 2 |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Furniture Store |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Limo Guy |
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Al Pacino: Movie clip phone call. Furniture Store 2 |
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Al Gore....and a hooker | |
Alzheimer Answering Machine | |
Strangers: on the plane |
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AOL2 - You've got mail | |
Apple - Help desk. Smart ass tech. | |
Archie - and Edith Bunker |
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Armageddon - Live broadcast about "felching" | |
Army - A sons letter home | |
Unsatisfied - Customer complaint about computer |
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Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Escort Service | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Ameritania Hotel | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Asian Woman |
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Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Sunshine Hotel | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Chinese Guy | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Realty Company |
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Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Cottons | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Gator Lodge | |
Arnold: Movie clip phone call. Hooters |
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Badges - The classic line from the movie | |
Beans - Tribute to baked beans | |
Solicitor - From British TelCom |
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Busted - With roses. One of my favorites | |
Butt Plugs - Radio show call to parts store | |
Casey Kasom(sp) - freaks out while doing spots |
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Bud Light: gas man | |
Chinese - prank phone calls | |
Sodomizer: Get ready for prison |
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Darth Vader - has an orgasm | |
Dear Penis - a song to the schlong | |
Dickens' Cider - commercial for a product |
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Woodstock: Cheer | |
Brittany: Back stage cursing | |
Clinton: YMCA song |
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Thong - Don't wear that thong song | |
Engineer - there's no hope | |
Head - a new shampoo |
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Go Down - Clinton's confession | |
Help desk - another complaint | |
Tractor: Commercial |
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Enron: Answering Machine | |
Porn Line - DJ's call a live number | |
Loser - Problem with mouse |
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Volunteer: for congical visits | |
Orgasm - Harry met Sally | |
Piason - an Italian translation |
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Roy Mercer: Radio prank | |
Simpson - prank phone calls | |
Rolls Royce: service NOW |
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Solosex - tool for single men | |
Star Trek Blooper - for real | |
Star Trek - sex on the Enterprise |
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Talking Bird - the great gift | |
Elmer Fudd - Reads Porno | |
Vibrator - phony recall phone call (really good) |
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Condoms- commercial |
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Heston- In windows 95 |
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Cereal Song- Captain Crunch |
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Monty Python- Argument |
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Navy- recruiter |
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Sing Along |
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Pilots: with guns |
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Things- Not to say during sex |
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Ugly- Girl |
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Pilot: Actual tower tapes. Pilot craps in flight suit | |
Radio Station: Call in Orgasm | |
Cupcake: Cutesy song |
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Gum: And Stopping smoking | |
Alvin: Getting a BJ | |
HAL: on the millennium bug |
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Dr. Dirt: on Clinton | |
Radio Prank: Golf Course | |
Union Demands |
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Prison Bitch | |
Woman: 21st Century Gal | |
Puke: A song |
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Osama: Hunted by the Crocodile Hunter | |
Radio Prank: Takes a bad turn | |
Radio Prank: Golf Course |
